"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our educatino, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere, like, such as. And I believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, er, should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
- Miss South Carolina Teen USA Lauren Caitlin Upton answering a question about why 20% of Americans can't locate the US on a world map

I know its old... but it was among notable quotes from 2007
MAKES ME LAUGH