Anjelah Johnson: Nail Salon

The Blastopore forms the Anus

This is something I need to know for the DAT and it makes me laugh. anus. HA. Today i almost laughed when my instructor said penis and when this girl said vagina. And then this fob couldn't pronounce ejaculatory duct and i almost peed my pants. i'm so immature. oh well.

Anyways, solano ... is solano

LOL!!!!!!!!
Kaplan is demanding

and I'm taking herbal medicine that tastes like shit. and looks like this. in a bag. with random deers on it. and seals apparently. i dont' like dat


I rediscovered alice's morning show and it makes me happy. I remember listening to it before zero period senior year. =)

My dad is REdoing the floor in my house so now all i hear is VERY loud banging, nailing, cries of frustration, sawing, and "I need your help......" It actually amuses me, until the day when I have to move all of the furniture out of my parents room. They are large. like 2 of me.

anyways, sf next week! woot. maybe i'll get a tour of the fed ;)

I miss seeing people other than my parents daily, the library at pacific esp the computer section (harhar), yelling obscenities at random and singing songs like BUY U A DRANK!!!!!!, and late night food runs, and
Lastly,

muahahahahha i miss this most of all!

Songs

Good songs (many thanks to dvu lol!)
Undiscovered - James Morrison
I Tried - Matt Costa
Just Like I am - Landon Pigg
Your Legs Grow - Nada Surf
Astair - Matt Costa
You're All I Have - Snow Patrol
Signal Fire - Snow Patrol
Keep Looking up - Landon Pigg

they get me thru the studying. =)

Things that have happened

Wednesday - I made dinner for my parentals. AHAHA it wasn't a failure, it was actually really good. = )
Thursday - Started Kaplan, sickness consumed me. traffic makes me want to cry. my theory that I am late to every first day of class is confirmed.
Friday - Bitches came to visit. Stupid jelly belly wasn't in operation. Thanks for coming! = )
Saturday - Studied -___-
Sunday - Studied, made the best biscuits ever (lemon ricotta biscuits! MMM)
Today - my birfday = )

Thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes! (however long ago they were *cough cough* in april ;)

So anyways, I have many frustrations with dental shit.
1st of all - I apply to take my dat and i SWEAR i picked 5 schools to submit my scores to. then i get this stupid letter and it says my app is accepted etc, and then the number of schools i selected was 0. UGHHHHHHH So I called them like 5 million times and they kept transferring me to various people named nina and keith. Then after MANY frustrating phone calls, this meat tells me to fax or send in a letter saying what happened because its happened before. So i send in a fax that day (which was like 2-3 weeks ago). Still haven't gotten anything back. So now i need to call those bitches AGAIN. Too bad when i call this time, my situation explaining my problem will be VERY weird. And the telephone answerers are really uneducated sounding.
2nd of all - I think because i put my AP scores on my dental app under like that sepparate section HS ap credit they are expecting a transcript. So i emailed them ... and hopefully they get back to me. Actually I called, but they were like busy. bitches. SO my freaking GPA has not been verified yet even though all my transcripts have been in for awhile now. OTHER PEOPLE have had theirs verified so much earlier it gives me anxiety!
that is all.

Female Richard and other things...

This picture kind of explains female richard. We get this receipt the first time we go here and we its liek host: richard. we were confused after having looked at our real "host".
suddenly, i want more. HAHAHA thats such a fobby line they use. We spent about an hour in there tryign to take good pictures of richard, especially when she was handling the machine with a stick that she lieks to move up and down to move around the drinks. LOL It was really hard not lookin suspicious because there were many workers. In the mean time we sucked rods and balls and ate chicken wings with sauce and watched this little girl who was obviously training to be a slut/ho/whore when she grows up eating her churro stick and bending over provocatively. Notice how the importnat things are highlighted in that receipt: VALLEJO (GHETTO) and 707, bitches. also, you are being recorded... which is ironic, because really THEy were being recorded.
These are other attempts:

Richard with her stick.

"LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU." - richard in background being negligent and talking on her phone. tsk tsk

mmmm not so successful this time.

Random pictures that i found on my phone and have yet to share...

diane touches paul: "this is weird." Notice: natural light lamp in background = retarded.

copy my head during finals. or something like that.

i like dat.

Human "tetris" game

Just in case you haven't seen this... AMUSES I wish i could play

Solano "College"

My "applied calculus" class started at solano. These are my annoyances/amusements
- i leave my house at 7:40, anticipating getting there early, but it takes me 30 effing minutes to get there because there is STUPID traffic on the backroads/farmroads. everyone and their MOM is there. I have to listen to morning talk shows, meanwhile, I am late.
- i get there and she spends freaking 45 minutes taking role/attendence
- I have to buy freakign engineering paper to do my homework on
- she is a scary prof and spends random amounts of time talking about: ellipses, how zero looks like theta, phi, null, and o. I was not amused.
- all we covered was inequalities and exponents. I wrote in my notes: a < b - a is to the left of b on the number line. cry.
- we randomly get a 20 minute break...
- i have to go to the MATH ACTIVITES CENTER for 16 HOURS to do "homework"

Basically, being back at solano makes me appreciate going to a real university. Honestly, I just dont see how these creidts compare to any sort of credits people get at UCs or other universities/colleges these people transfer to. I will thank solano for giving me random amounts of credits that transfered to pacific so I didn't have to waste time and got priority reg. and housing woot.
6 more weeks.... i am DEFINETELY sitting in the back tomorrow.

ps. fantastic four is gay. the ghetto audience of stockton however, is quality entertainment. why must they make so many sequels of things!
pps. I saw the MR. at office max. im pretty sure. I ran away and hid in an aisle and spied. HAHA oh chuck. he built a house out of sticks and arrested tupac.
ppps. female richard and "ho/slut in the training licking her churro" was quality entertainment. who knew tapex could be so amusing. more on this later...

Gunther new video - SUNTRIP

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ice Cream for Lunch!

Miche and I felt like being fat and had ice cream for lunch at FENTON's CREAMery in vacaville. it has a fun cow. and it was randomly busy. We got some banana split sundae and it was OBSCENELY large. Here is the progression of our meal. massive!




"i have a headache"
I'm going to cry eating this.


FINALLY.
We got many stares and we decided it was because we weren't large. we can't come back here for another 5 years. we both had major sugar highs.... and then lows. "i fell asleep sitting up!"
But it was really hot today and it is still 96 degrees at 744. I don't approve.
That is all.

Quotes

nly1017: hi
nly1017: i just have to say
nly1017: that ever sincei met you
nly1017: UGHHhhh has been part of my everyday vocabulary

DIANEDVU: what's a fire and why does it.. what's it called. BURRRRN

timme625	today is the 13th.
timme625	i flew on the 13th hour of the day
timme625	and i was in gate 13

MiChEsHoEs	HOW COME ALL THE CHINESE PPL I MEET ARE FUCKING TAIWAN PRIDE
MiChEsHoEs	i dont like daT!!!

tim me625 (11:05:07 PM):OFFLINE MESSAGE, BITCH!!!!!!
micheshoes (10:09:41 PM):BITCH BITCH offline BITCH BITCH!!!!

DIANEDVU	i made a pneumonic using you
DIANEDVU	tiny tim comes

xklutzypanda	why does all the graffiti
xklutzypanda	look like a FAT RETARD DREW IT

x klutzypandais rob taking the viet bus w/her too then? LOL

xklutzypanda	shouldn't he take a filipino bus
xklutzypanda	HAHA we arrive
xklutzypanda	on our respective busses

tim me625	i ahve to go to this LADy
xklutzypanda	are you sick?
xklutzypanda	in the head?
xklutzypanda	HAHA
tim me625	who has a phd in oreintal medicine

tim me625	she probes my EAR
xklutzypanda	AZN medicine timmy
tim me625	WITH AN ELECTICAL GADGET
tim me625	HAHAHHAHA
tim me625	my mom thinks it will "help me"
tim me625	bec she wants me to grow
xklutzypanda	what's wrong with you
xklutzypanda	OHHH!
xklutzypanda	HAHAHA
xklutzypanda	just drink milk you fucker

tim me625	omg SHE SAYS THAT ALL THE TIME
tim me625	maybey ou should play basket ball
tim me625	and she makes that motion
xklutzypanda	HAHAHA
tim me625	of throwing a ball and jumping
tim me625	and then i walk away.

tim me625	can i touch you now?
hongster9960	sure
tim me625:	TOUCH
hongster9960:	our data doesn't make any sense

(WTF?!?!?!)

hongster9960 (12:52:44 AM):when you sign on you're going to get this.
*BITCH SLAPPED TO THE MAX YOU HOE.*

hongster9960	is this what it feels like in fairfield?
tim me625	UGHHHHH
hongster9960	i can hear this black woman outside my window
hongster9960	and she was yelling
hongster9960	saying
hongster9960	DAMN GIRL, WHO YOU BE TRYING TO PLAY
hongster9960	YOU PLAYIN ME?
hongster9960	GIRL, I PLAYA HATE!
hongster9960	YOU HEAR ME
hongster9960	I PLAYA HATE NIGGA
hongster9960	and then after a few seconds of silence
hongster9960	i heard laughter
hongster9960	and then she spoke again
hongster9960	O GIRL, YOU SO FUNNY
hongster9960	DAMN, YOU SO FUNNY GURLLL
hongster9960:	to be continued....

Random.

Guess who that is...



george michael! HA HA HA HA HAHA HAHAHAH

Back in the 707

So, i'm finally back from LA today. I guess it didn't feel THAT long but it was really annoying because I had to clean, move, and unpack. and i was sick for part of it. When I left here it was only like 80's ... now its like high 90's. BITCH weather. it is SO HOT esp bec. my parent don't believe in air con and my car doesn't have it anymore. Except I think we are goign to PUMP FREON into it tomake it work. I randomly went to a "junkyard" - which is really just a used car parts store to buy new things for my car that BROKE. (me: "i wish i had a cupholder" amy:"when thats what you wish for in your car, that is really sad. seriously) Anyways, bitch car. I am ALSO VERY irritated bec. I bought this ipod dock and it didn't have my nano second gen slot for it so I could order it for free form belkin. TOO BAD the two times i requested it (AND I SWEAR I CLICKED THE RIGHT ONE) they sent me something totally RANDOM. Like today i get back and i get TWO inserts for the 30 and 60gb video. WTF? So i give up. I hate belkin and my ihome too. HAHA

So, now that i'm finally home - school starts on monday, DAT classes starts thursday (UGHHH) and inbetween that time I want to go to stockton , go to the ice cream place with the cow, and I have to go to oakland to get HERBAL MEDICINE. i do NOT like that.
But at least while i was away I got to try pinkberry ... and kiwiberry = ) Why is stupid norcal so slow.

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WHY IS MY INTERNET SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today Should Have Been my Birthday

It really should have been. hahaha
Going to LA tomorrow! yAY . finally out of fairfield for a little.
When i get back only about a week left before classes and shit starts = (

"Uh... You're not 21"

Yesterday was interesting...
First, went to mt. view, bought an awesome picture snowglobe for betty's birthday (ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN WANG). Went to the stupid mall and then got verde with nikki! mmmm shaved ice and mango. = )
Then we were off to SF in amy's aunts niiiice mercedes. Went to dinner at villa romana on irving for betty's b-day. It was good, except the aggressive waitress and the VERY cozy situation ; ). I like how we saw vicky on the street on the way there and we were all like "hey... we know her..." and then we kept driving. TOO BAD she took the muni the wrong way and had problems and was super late.
Went to mel's sister's apt, which by the way is SUPER NICE. = ) watched imai get her hair straightened like a little bitch! and prepartied - "here, finish this..."
UMM then we went to this club space 550 - we were all very scared the underage bitches wouldn't be able to get in because of some complicated situation. We waited for like an hour, all the while I was in a drunken stupor. Thanks to "mikey" we finally got in. HOWEVER, first, we thought we could go in with the 21 over kids but I was the first one to go and the bouncer guy looks at my ID and is like "UMM, you're not 21..." so then i had to go back, walk of shame, and i was scared he would eat me. Basically I had to be patted down twice. I didnt' appreciate. And one of the "patter down" people was a lesbian for the women - doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose? hahahaha. finally we get in some how.. i don't really know. I think i drank some of everyone's drinks and um. yeah. that was special. but uh, luckily no hangover. = )
Made it back safely! thanks for driving amyyyyyy.
Now... back to fairfield. -________-

Step 1 - DONE!

Submitted my dental school app today = )
To Do still:
- wait for AADSAS to process all that shit
- Send in supplemental fees
- Do all the crappy supplemental apps > (
- Take the DAT - kind of a big one = (
- Make sure all my bitches wrote my letters
FUN.

Fun weekend in sj/sf planned! yay.