My Classmates

This is a post about my special classmates both at Solano and Kaplan.

Solano:
There used to be a boy that sat behind me named aristotle sacramento. he was special and then he dropped and i was a little sad inside
Then there is the boy to the right corner of me. He wears rubber bands on his pants for no reason. Initially i had thought it was because he biked to school, but no. Today i saw him emerging from his CAR. WHY do you need to wear rubber bands around your pants otherwise? This perplexes me all throughout class. Also he has long hair and it annoys me when he talks to his friend with an annoying accent.
The man that sat next to me transferred out, but he always wore like undershirts and it was gross because his pot belly would hang out from it. He had a zip up binder like a 4th grader and he never took notes which perplexed me.
Then the boy who sits to the left corner of me. He comes in everyday with headphones partly on and i'm not sure if anything is playing. but during class he randomly undulates as if he's listening to his music. He periodically looks at his orange phone but never gets any messages and looks very angry during class. one time he looked at me because i was going to point out a mistake she made and then i was intimidated. I was sitting at the math lab and he randomly came to sit with me for no reason and stared at me. He also wears really weird white pants with like girly fringe on the bottom.
The boy next to that boy is his friend. today he yelled at the teacher because this little string with a ball at the end was blocking something on the board. I would pee my pants if i was the teacher but she just made some nervous joke about how math majors are anal retentive. and then asked 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANAL MEANS?" i was amused.
Then theres the brownies in the back
OH and there is the girl that tries to hard to be polite. She wears slutty clothes and always drinks tea with a straw in different tumblers (she has like 10!) She asks complicated questions that end up being stupid and i laff.
And finally there is the boy that sits in the front row that i don't think the teacher likes. He asks questions a lot and in an annoying way.
OH and lastly the girl that sits in front of me ... the girl who wears a headwrap thing and asked the teacher if she could put the quadratic equation in her calculator.

Kaplan
This class consists of 75% fobs that can barely speak english. It scares me.
Theres the boy who accts like a boy from the 1950s and reads like a proper WHORE and i watn to slap him. He always asks qetsuions that the instructor can't answer.
Theres the weird girl with the half mullet. her hair is like half chopped off in the back but then theres other hair thats long. its basically retarded. she is fob and she always asks dumb questions. Today we were doing some reading comp shit and she said a keyword that was hella dumb or said something and i swear someone exhaled REALLY loud in frustration.
People have weird names and i get confused as to the gender of the person that responds sometimes. (eg lynn = boy?)

I think i noticed so much of this because i don't pay attention / i don't have friends. HAHAHA
that is all.